The Post About the Slutty Pumpkin Returns

 Meanwhile, Robin finds out Barney’s Canadian through a Facebook status. Social media at it’s finest here, people. So she rips on the new “hoser” for his Canadian roots just as he has for the past, oh, six seasons. “You've been ripping on Canada since Justin Bieber was knee-high to a snowblower, so now this Canuck's gonna be on you like the drummer from the Youkon Blondes, high up on Timbits.” Clearly the only good thing to come from Canada is Tim Hortons.

Robin gives Barney a Mountie costume to wear to the party but he shows up in typical legen…wait for it…DARY style in the most patriotic costume of all costumes, showing up in a mist of fog while Living in America plays. Uh, I’d say that’s pretty awesome. I expect no less from Barney or Neil Patrick Harris. I kind of love that man.

Lilly’s grandparents give her their house in the suburbs so they can move to Florida and she accepts. Marshall talks to Robin about this and she says that Lilly’s got pregnancy brain and that she’s basically going crazy. They go to the house to hand out candy and Lilly ends up handing some child a stapler for a treat. Like I said, she’s insane.

Anyway, they have a weirdly sexual conversation about the house and then decide not to live there and in the end American Barney fights and epic battle with Canadian Barney. I can’t wait for the next episode.